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feistie: A kid was walking around school wearing this today and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:54:32 -0400

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

"Don’t have kids Mike, it’s all fun and games until somebody gotta pay for diapers"

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:54:16 -0400

“Don’t have kids Mike, it’s all fun and games until somebody gotta pay for diapers”

- My friend dropping knowledge on me (via minilaptop410)

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:53:59 -0400

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:53:11 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:52:35 -0400

Just Bury Me In My Good Hair!: Morehouse pictures say more than words

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:52:22 -0400

Just Bury Me In My Good Hair!: Morehouse pictures say more than words:

just-call-me-vendetta:

souljunkee:

Im reading comments and a few blog posts where people are criticizing the pictures from the Morehouse commencement where it rained and the grads got wet.

Criticisms about Morehouse not having a “rain plan” in place for the ceremony. Criticisms about how the institution was not worthy of having the President deliver the Commencement Address.

Is it just me, or do I think something entirely different when I see this imagery?

I feel proud, I see determination and resilience. I see a symbolism for what it means to be a black man in America right here in these pics… and I wouldnt have it any other way.

Rain, hail, sleet, snow… those of us with the right perspective still prosper. Been that way for some 400+ years. Even when the only way to walk a stage or take the next step in life is through worse conditions than those with more easier paved roads or sheltered paths in this society.

I see a KING adjusting his glasses looking determined to hear his name called and receive the recognition he has earned on this day.

I see myself, as I would do the exact same thing, drenched, heavier in a soaking robe, head held higher BECAUSE of the pouring rain.

Looks like the best commencement photos that I have seen from this past weekend yet.

To me

God cried tears of joy.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:51:49 -0400

mrpoetry910: The picture that started it all

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:50:41 -0400

mrpoetry910:

The picture that started it all

This is the official ‘i care’ symbol. This is how it...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:46:17 -0400

This is the official ‘i care’ symbol. This is how it works:

Basically you reblog this, and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at their message. If you care about your followers please reblog.

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:55 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:30 -0400

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

aquus: before you have sex with me you have to earn it take these two potatoes and this goat and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:16 -0400

aquus:

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.